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Friday, September 28, 2012

Deb's Seriously Humorous Tweets

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  Don't allow anyone to convince you otherwise - being totally irrational is a gift. Just sayin'
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I just love someone who can jump to conclusions & no one does it better than you! Just sayin...
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Don't let anyone convince you otherwise - It truly is all about you! Just sayin...
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Could you be any more negative? Just sayin
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Have you considered teaching an anger management class? You have perfected the management of your anger - it must be a gift - just sayin'
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Sorry I couldn't hear what you were telling me b/c you were yelling so loud.
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I think it would be a little more believable if you yelled a little louder or threw something - just saying
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Dont' let me interrupt your temper tantrum give me a call when you're through.
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HINT: If someone answers a question about themselves with 'I don't know' just respond with "If you did know what would you say?" It works..
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I have always wanted to ask - how long did it actually take you to perfect that level of negativity toward yourself that you project?
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Oh I'm sorry - don't let me interrupt your misplaced anger rehearsal - give me a call when you have it perfected for the audition.
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So sorry but due to a previously scheduled engagement, I will not be able to attend your 'pity party'.
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I regret to inform you that I will not be able to attend your 'drama queen' debut.
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